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Holy Smokes
01:20
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Holy smokes, don't choke up in tears when your baby gets blessed with a mess from his rear. He's gonna grow up to be one of us. Another piece of shit throwing up on the bus.
Manifest destiny, may your ass rest in peace (let it fester during festivities). Manifest destiny, will the world be at peace? Holy smokes don't choke up in tears when your baby gets dead at 21 years.
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Blueberry Swisher Sweet
01:50
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Oh, blueberry swisher, I really miss ya. Sweet crazy critter that dips the milky biscuit. Looks like the girl from Willy Wonka. A great slam dunker, yeah. I shoot a three pointer baby.
Blueberry baby, let's do some one-on-one. This cartoon creature sure knows what's fun. Come on, blue baller, don't you make me holler out on the court. Cut it short. Minus $50.
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Bad Taxi Service
00:58
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Happy Valentines Day
02:42
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Baby. Girl, you know you left me all alone. Left me all alone.
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Making the stew, baby making the stew. Episode 1, baby, making the stew. Making the stew, baby making the stew. Episode 2, count 'em, 1 and 2. Third episode is airing now. It's telling me how to chop up a cow. Episode 4 comes up next. I'm gonna go stream it on the internet. Oh yeah.
Making the stew, baby making the stew. Episode 5 girl, where are you? Making the stew, episode 6. I'm gonna go make some carrot sticks. Uh huh.
Making the stew, baby making the stew. Episode 7, making that stew. Making the stew episode 8. I can't wait for episode 9 of Making the Stew. It's the final one, dude. Making the Stew episode 9. I watched all 9 episodes, 45 minutes each. Now I know how to making the stew. Making the stew, I'm still making it. How long's a god damn stew gonna take to make huh?
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Real Chi
01:20
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Asome Barreto
02:26
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Piano Playing
01:57
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I like to sing, I like to dance. I like to do it in my underpants. I like to dance, I like to sing. I like to do everything.
I like piano. I like to playing. I like to piano playing. Wunderbar!
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Sandwich
01:34
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Bread and ham and cheese and pickles and carrot and onion and sauce, tomato. And never give up on me 'cause you love me. And that's what we do, that's what we do, we make a sandwich.
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Wand Work
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Sleepless
02:45
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It's 3am and I'm wide awake. My eyes are baggy and my stomach aches. I'm feeling dizzy when I'm totally sober. I get frustrated at every single thing 'cause I am sleepless. Too many things on my mind all the time. I gotta fall asleep gently. Too many sounds from outside all the time.
Cops driving past the front, yelling and brawling in the streets, car alarms, cats having intercourse in my backyard. People with nothing better to do than drag their unnecessarily large-spoilered hotwheels up and down the Princes Highway from 1 to fucking 5am.
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How to make a bong out of a plastic bottle. I wonder how to make a bong out of a plastic bottle. How to make a bong out of a plastic bottle. I wonder how to make a bong out of a plastic bottle.
I can't deal with any of this stupid shit. This shit is such stupid shit.
Bong.
Now I don't give a damn about my reputation, so I'm gonna make a bong out of a plastic bottle. How to make a bong out of a plastic bottle. Can someone please tell me how to make a bong out of a plastic bottle?
I can't deal with any of this stupid shit. This shit is so fucking stupid.
Bong. Brb bong.
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